Talkin like you're crazy

Just looked at my October list of things to do... I'm such a failure. I think I've done, um, 3 of the things? Yeah. Three. I ate a few pumpkin things, drove through the canyon and caught rain on my tongue. I did go to a haunted house, but I wasn't even close to peeing my pants. And the whole acing tests thing... yeah, that ended when Y's started wearing hats in Statistics. Really, what's with all the hats? Ridiculous.