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There is a reason why black velvet cake is not popular. It's not innovative; it's disgusting.

If you roll up anything into Pillsbury crescent roll dough, that doesn't count as cooking. Sorry. It just doesn't.

Why would I make bread in my slow cooker if I can make it faster, not to mention better, in my oven?

If you blend up frozen bananas and almond milk, it does NOT taste like ice cream. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. 

That's it. For now.