Stop pretending a friend

Yesterday was horrifying for a few reasons.

Reason #1: My mom made me stop what I was doing so that I would come look at her strewn across my baby

Reason #2: I almost killed Maggie the dog. Well, technically Maggie the dog almost killed Maggie the dog, but... She somehow ripped a small chunk off of her bone and attempted to swallow it. I now know why they tell you to practice dialing 911 -- it took me 4 tries to correctly dial the number of the lady I was house-sitting for. Good news, though! After Maggie hacked for nearly 5 minutes, the bone finally went down. I'm a little curious how digesting will go...

Reason #3: A canoe fell on my shoulder blade. It was very unpleasant. And still is.