Feels like home to me

I think I have the swine flu. Let me tell you why. The following are common symptoms:

• fever, which is usually high, but unlike seasonal flu, is sometimes absent- in my case, absent. check.
  
• cough
  
• runny nose or stuffy nose -- check and check.
  
• sore throat-- check.
  
• body aches -- sometimes my back hurts when I lean over a lot. check.
  
• headache -- check.
  
• chills -- I got chills multiple times during Sacrament meeting today. It was cold, but still... check.
  
• fatigue or tiredness, which can be extreme -- I'm very tired right now. check.

I told my mom and she goes, "Did you go to Mexico recently?" Really mom, have a little sympathy.