Dear Becky

Dear Becky the Hairdresser,

I could've cut my hair better than you did. I have no idea what provoked you to make me look like I had a hideous creature growing out of the back of my head. We had a great chat. We made some nice connections. At least I THOUGHT we did. I guess I shouldn't be so mad at you. Your boyfriend did leave on a mission only 2 months ago. I should give you a break. But really, you shouldn't take out your feelings on MY hair. Good thing I have friends who can work the scissors. Anyway, best of luck with your next victims.

Sincerely,
Katie